... you to have panic attack because you have thought of something clever to write in your blog, but you don't have a piece of paper to write it down on, or worse still, you do have a piece of paper, but no pen, or even more worser still, you are driving on the freeway and there is nowhere to stop and write on the piece of paper with the pen that actually works for a change! Bugger!!
... you to walk around for three days with a large letter 'P' written on the back of your hand to remind you to do something... and you end up giving up with a migraine because for the life of you, you can't remember WTF the 'P' was there for. Then later, you think that you may have done the thing that the 'P' was there for, but just can't remember that! Bugger!!
... you to get home from shopping with bag loads of stuff... you get cooking dinner... and then you realise that you went to the shop to get the most important ingredient... which you had written down in case you forgot... and you realise that you forgot to look at your list... so have to go back to the shop again! Bugger!!
... you to forget someone's name that you really really need to email. You have their email address in your contacts, but you just don't know which person it is you want! Bugger!!
... you to get seasick... when you are just on a boogie board at the beach! Bugger!!
... you to have yet another symptom... you go to the doctor, then the specialist.. then the hospital or pathologist... have even more tests and scans or whatever... and it turns out to be yet another symptom of fibro... not DVT or brain cancer or arthritis! Bugger!!
... you to need a brain transplant cos yours has turned to mush.... and then you find that you can't get one as big! Bugger!!
... you to have soooo much time on your hands that you become really anal about your music collection and you give every song a rating out of five, genre, decade, whether it's loud, mid or quiet, and ten other things. Half way through the project you wonder why you ever collected the 18 000 songs you have in the first place because most of them don't even rate higher than 3 starts anyway, and you only listen to the same playlist of 1000 songs over and over anyway! Bugger!!


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